Singles, the coolest people ever. Why ? Because they don’t have tensions in their mind regarding blood sucking relationships. Why I am calling relationships as Blood Sucking ? Ask any person who is committed to someone 😛 , you’ll get your answer (this statement was only for those who are now fed up of these relationships as there are many couples who are happier with someone than being single). Most of the women will complain that I just don’t get what he want in me and same is with men. This is when the problem arrives. Anyways, this post is dedicated to singles, cheers to them first of all and let us bring in the best quotes about being single.
The collection here of quotes about being single will be of all kind, some like funny, some like motivating, some like loving, keeping everyone in mind we have collected the best ones and now summing up all the quotes about being single in a single post.
Now lets stop gossiping and focus on the top quotes about being single, some of these quotes regarding single people will remind you of your situation, do feel proud then my friend :-P. Here we begin :-
Funny Quotes About Being Single
- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
- I know why I am single woman. My parents-in-law were not able to have children.
- I think… therefore I’m a single man!
- You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.
- I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.
- Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.
- I’m now making a Jewish porno film. 10 percent sex, 90 percent guilt.
- Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.
- Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.
- There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
- I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
- Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
- Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
- Girl, you can search the whole universe looking for somebody who is more deserving of your love than you are yourself, and you won’t find such person anywhere.
- I like being single, because I’m always there when I need me.
- It’s better to stay single than to have somebody who is half there or doesn’t want to be there at all!
- S.I.N.G.L.E = Strong, Independent, Noticeable, Generous, Loyal and Enlightened.
- Not everyone who is single is lonely and not everyone who is in relationship feels love.
- Being single doesn’t mean no one loves you… It just means that God is busy writing your love story.
- It’s better to be single wishing you were married than married wishing you were single.
- I’ve been single for a while and I’ve to say its going really very well…like, its working out. I think I am the one.
- I love to be single so that I can flirt with everyone on Facebook.
- You wanna borrow my mobile phone ? Take it, I am single, nothing to hide 😉
- I only need to ask myself before going out with my friends (opposite sex). Freedom.
- Love is in the air. Where the hell is oxygen, nitrogen, carbon etc. Do you call these gases love ?
- Smart people gets committed, smarter too but with the freedom.
- Yes I,m single and you’ll have to be fucking amazing to change that.
- I am single because I don’t like to keep myself on dieting just for someone else.
- February 14, the day when your loves comes out of your pockets.
- I like to stay single because it was years back when people used to call me “baby”, I am a grown up now.
- You think you are happy in a relationship ? Come meet me someday, I’ll tell you that there’s also a word called “Happier”.
- Love for porn is better, at least it gets ejaculated. 😛
Awesome Quotes About Being Single
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Wait! Wait! We haven’t ended yet, there are more to come, more amazing even. Lets continue with our quotes about being single :-
- I am single not because I don’t how to love, just because I don’t know how to play with love.
- Being single is better than making someone dream of unrealistic things.
- I am not single, I am in a relationship with my freedom and we two are doing awesome together.
- I am not single, I am committed to my girlfriend who is in future.
- I am single because I don’t know how to lie.
- Being single doesn’t mean you are weak, it simply means that you are strong enough to wait for the right one. Patience!
- I can’t look here and there for my love, he/she will be in front of my eyes at the right time.
- Being single is smarter than being in a wrong relationship.
- I love to be single just because I love my sleep over anything else.
- Single on valentine’s day, more money for car parts and gaming equipment.
- I am stronger than you because I can handle my things alone.
- If you’re not happy single, you’ll never be happy in a relationship too. Happiness comes from inside, only you are the person who can make you happy.
- When you’re single, all you see are happy couples. When you’re committed, all you see are happy singles.
- If you’re single, focus on being a better you instead of looking for someone better than your ex. A better you will attract a better next.
- The way to live happily is by not being emotionally attached to anyone.
- Some people choose to stay alone, simply because they are tired of giving everything and ending up with nothing.
- Being single isn’t only about finding the love of your life, but also is an opportunity about finding the love you have of your own life.
- I’d rather be single than to be lied to, cheated on, and disrespected.
- Just because you’re single doesn’t mean you’re not good enough for anyone. Just means no one is good enough for you, yet.
- Being single isn’t a time to be looking for love. Use that time to work on yourself and grow as an individual.
- A peaceful solitude is better than a chaotic company.
- Please understand that there is NO such thing as a complicated relationship. Either you are Single, Involve With Someone, Married, Divorce, or Widowed. With that being said… either come together on one accord or stop wasting the other person time.
- The awkward moment when you’re that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single.
- Some people cant live life without someone to live it with them; I just do me. I’m more successful that way.
- You can never be happy as someones other half unless you can be happy as a whole all on your own.
- SINGLE AND (maybe if youre attractive funny and educated and/or Ryan Gosling ) READY TO MINGLE.
- Being single doesn’t always mean you are available, sometimes you have to put a DO NOT DISTURB sign on your heart.
- It’s better to with no one than to be with wrong one…
- Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonalds doesn’t serve breakfast after 10:30.
- Single is not a status, it is a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.
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